The Dying Battery
It was the weekend of Earl and Jason's annual three day bicycle adventure. It was a good opportunity for me to visit with a long time girlfriend—fun for everyone. I thought a local attraction to share with my out-of-town guest was Lake Oswego's Farmers' Market. I could scoot downtown, meet up with her there, browse the market, eat breakfast and scoot back. Although I was working with diminished battery power, I maintained a full charge and had someone available to call if necessary.After eating pastries overlooking the lake, I headed home on Skeeter and my friend drove back to my house in her car. It had been two years since I had been stranded without power. Even so, I chose the less steep route and the route most conducive to being rescued.
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| The Less Steep route |
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| Too steep |
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| I think I can... |
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| Home (eventually)! |
No matter what the people at the scooter store said, my days of going downtown on this battery were over. I thought I was used to some people deciding my physical disability was also cognitive and could take the perspective in stride. Obviously not, as my inner Elphaba**** emerged. "Batteries usually last 12 to 18 months", the scooter store woman said. My battery was close to its second anniversary.
"Really? Is there some reason no one mentioned that to me a month ago?" I said. To make a long story short, Earl held me back and we got a new battery. Like night and day, the new one is zippier with loads of power on the hills. I'm back.The lesson: Trust me, I know when Skeeter's battery is dying.
* Previous post–Battery Hygiene
** Previous post–Skeeter's Rival
***Previous post–Out of Power
****Elphaba is a fictional character in Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire, as well as in the Broadway adaptation, Wicked. In the original L. Frank Baum book The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch of the West is unnamed and little is explained about her life. Elphaba is modeled after the Witch portrayed by Margaret Hamilton in the classic 1939 film The Wizard of Oz: Green-skinned, clad entirely in black, and wearing a tall peaked hat. Maguire formulated the name "Elphaba" out of L. Frank Baum's name, taking the phonetic pronunciation of his initials: hence, L.F.B became El-pha-ba.





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